just-shower-thoughts:

Your lips separate when you say touch, but your lips touch when you say separate.

chyna-ros3:

tybitty93:

eiwilia:

boyznmotionvevo:

ryanvoid:

hortensevanuppity:

broccoleafveins:

Ye olde Windows screen savers.

There are probably kids on this website who are so fucking young they’ve never seen these in the wild

tiny doomcookie 90′s me refused to change it from the creepy house. i liked space and mazes well enough, but creepy house

Those pipes were my childhood

I just went back 15 years ago

Our elementary schools had these screensavers. Could never pay attention to the teacher because I was hypnotized by the screensaver.

I remember

meanplastic:

On an episode of ‘I Get That A Lot’, Paris Hilton works as a gas station attendant at VIP gas as she attempts to go under the radar. She did a great job and I almost cried when she gave the customer a hug and filled up her tank.